All I want for Christmas..

.. is BIG presents under the tree

NO noisy brothers

lot of chocolate

sleeping to dinner

lots of snow

a cute boyfriend

a good pyjamas

no housework

internet access

no exams in January

a good movie (or five)

a nice Christmas tree

When you are done with assignments

..... you just need a little nice weekend by the sea.

Washing

College made it easy to wash clothes. “No worries!”

If I could be a boy

Right now I should be doing Understand Society assignment. But hey, I got ages to finish that, or at least I think so. Anyway I was thinking of what it would be to be a boy. Like, with facial hair and a little do-that down there. There are many things a boy can to that a girl can’t, like;

· Pee your name in the snow (or on the wall)
· Never worry about periods and stuff
· If you are lazy, you are cool
· You can call yourself Fat-boy or Scrappy without feeling like a 10 year old
· Your bathroom is always tidy since you only need about 5 things
· But your living room is a mess!
· Beer and cornflakes is a good breakfast
· You only need one outfit during the school year
· You don’t give birth
· You can watch porn, and not needing to turn your head to know what they are doing
· You only need to know three words “mhm, uhu and oh dear”
· Bart Simpson is your GOD, and it’s ok.
· Work out vs. homework
· BH’s is fascination, for hours
· No one understands women, end of discussion
· You can be mad on your mate for the whole of two hours
· PMS means “football on TV” for a whole week