How to feed yourself

To feed yourself you need money. To get money you need a job, or a sugar daddy or very very kind parents.

Well, if you don't want to work, you can go on dates (free dinner!)

or you can buy a ugly sleeping bag and sit on a bridge with a old one-time-use coffee cup,

or you can learn pole dancing,

or exchange good marks for money (with your parents, like an A is 100 EUR).

You can make Christmas cards instead of buying presents this year

or write a very good novel

or start knitting

or say something smart and get quoted all the time

or buy a fancy dress and make sure you get your picture taken at all major events

or do an "Joe the plumber"

or make a very cool t-shirt

or turn off the heat

or move back home to your parents

or just sleep all day

or not eat

or you can write a good blog and put Ad's on it

or you can just get a job.