You have many different types of teachers.
1, The old boring one
He arrives in class about 20 minutes too late with his coffee and a pile of papers. He hand then out, find himself a chair and read it out loud. He does not notice that he have made the whole class fallen asleep and yet he keeps going on about something very important. He usually dress in gray, his favorite colour. And on some casual Fridays he might be brave enough to use some colour, on his socks.
2, The cool teacher
She or he is probably the only one in the teachers restroom who still remember how it is to deal with spots, parents and not getting a new Ipod for Christmas. They dress cool, usually talk to their students about everyday things like chewing gum and they do not have any children yet , and they do not take their job back home.
3, The I-want-to-be-cool
They do anything! Like stripping during a truth or dear with students.
4, The buss driver
He is not a teacher at all. He usually talk and expect that everyone know what he is talking about. He also tell stupid jokes but he is always happy. He has one major interest and that is usually something to do with motors. It's the teacher everyone laughs at, not with.
5, Hitler
He speaks and you listen. That's it. He gives you unpleasant surprise-tests and just point at people if he wants a question answered. And if you for some weird reason do not know the answer to "What happened the 8 may in USA, under the Vietnam war", well, run. He is dressed like the 50's but you can make sure he has some pictures of himself in a tiny red shorts from the 80's
6, The weird teacher
1, The old boring one
He arrives in class about 20 minutes too late with his coffee and a pile of papers. He hand then out, find himself a chair and read it out loud. He does not notice that he have made the whole class fallen asleep and yet he keeps going on about something very important. He usually dress in gray, his favorite colour. And on some casual Fridays he might be brave enough to use some colour, on his socks.
2, The cool teacher
She or he is probably the only one in the teachers restroom who still remember how it is to deal with spots, parents and not getting a new Ipod for Christmas. They dress cool, usually talk to their students about everyday things like chewing gum and they do not have any children yet , and they do not take their job back home.
3, The I-want-to-be-cool
They do anything! Like stripping during a truth or dear with students.
4, The buss driver
He is not a teacher at all. He usually talk and expect that everyone know what he is talking about. He also tell stupid jokes but he is always happy. He has one major interest and that is usually something to do with motors. It's the teacher everyone laughs at, not with.
5, Hitler
He speaks and you listen. That's it. He gives you unpleasant surprise-tests and just point at people if he wants a question answered. And if you for some weird reason do not know the answer to "What happened the 8 may in USA, under the Vietnam war", well, run. He is dressed like the 50's but you can make sure he has some pictures of himself in a tiny red shorts from the 80's
6, The weird teacher
He is probably a math teacher. How to calculate the area of an octopus you say? Well that is piece of cake. He is wearing a shirt that is about as old as he is, glasses, wellies and a backpack from the 18th century.
How would you describe your worst teacher? (extra points for swearwords, in any language;)
Ps. do not mention any names!
2 comments:
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Samma klær hver eneste dag på skolen, ler av ingenting, gir deg sjokolade om du bråker, kan gi deg en sekser selvom du egentlig har juksa. UTrolig rar, men snill.
gir deg ALDRI anmerkninger.
Her snakker vi rar lærer. ;)
Og btw, så håper jeg du har det knall i Irland!
Gleder meg til du kommer hitover!
-Mona
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