The college list

THE list of what you need for college;

Short version
Remember beer.

Long version:
Buy clothes in the same colour, so you don't need to worry about the typical washing problems.
Beer
Earplugs
A warm jacket
Let your mom help you moving, so you can get a lot of stuff you need for free.
Don't go naked on parties, even thought you really want to.
You don't need to be a good dancer, you just copy others.
Buy a jacket with a lot of pockets so you don't need a purse.
Never start a fight with a person taller than you.
Start with assignments right away, or pay someone to do it.
Be organised, learn how to hide your mess.
Find IKEA, or Dunnes Stores
Go on dates all the time, get free dinner.
Always put your charm on older men at the bar, they get you beer and never dance.
You don't need to remember names "you are the one from France, right?"
Never speak "drunk" with someone sober.
Never snog the most handsome guy, he might be a source of STD's. (Sexually Transmitted Disease)
CONDOMS
If someone put a flashlight in your face, you probably are on the wrong place at the wrong time.